Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Maladies of life

It seemed a perfect day,an ideal day to go out and have fun.The sky was radiant with the Sun encircled by clouds,transforming it into a magnificent halo.It was 8 in the morning,the time when I usually let go of my penchant for sleeping and bid adieu to all my meandering dreams.Sometimes,when I feel very positive I also do Karate but that happens not very often.Today was a bit different,I had an Interview ,not that it was very important but yes for a person like me ,who gets dreadfully tongue tied whenever she has to speak anything ,there is always room for practice! So ,anyway it was my novel attempt at learning the art of facing interviews. Initially I was not very excited about it as the place where it was to be held was in the interiors of Esplanade,but then I had already made up my mind and there was no looking back! I was basking in the sweet pleasure of my new found confidence!

Anyway just the idea of wearing formals can give me some bloodcurdling nightmares even in broad daylight but trying not to think about them much, I got dressed,had my breakfast and out I was on my own with a firm resolution of facing come whatever may...
And as I had presumed ,I missed an empty auto because I was busy looking at an already filled one.I know it sounds really strange but for me it is a perfectly normal phenomenon ,I always tend to prefer the tad useless things to the important ones.So ,anyway still it had not dawned on me that the day had more unfortunate incidents in store for me.I did not get any empty autos after that and eventually had to take a cramped and ancient looking bus to the Internet Cafe where I had to take prints of my resume.After one missed metro,2-3 minor mishaps and a minor accident (in which my pants got slightly soiled)later I reached my destination that looked more like an ancient and weathered building.The entrance to it was through a very narrow lane.Two shopkeepers were engaged in a boisterous conversation with each other over tea.I tried to go inside without drawing attention or disrupting their heated conversation.The place looked like it had never let the Sun or its rays come anywhere close to it.The place was sombre with myriads of cobwebs,of different shapes and sizes accentuating the darkness further.The office was on the 4th floor.Thankfully the place had a lift,which also was also perfectly in sync with its surroundings and was probably breathing its last.I went up,looked for the place,it was at the corner.I went inside.

There were at least fifteen other hopefuls dressed immaculately in formals waiting for their turn with a promising smile.Everyone looked so confident and their confidence made me more and more nervous.I tried talking shop with some of them but it didn't get any better.Finally,I was called in.Thankfully the interviewer in question was a charming lady in her thirties.She was nice and finally I warmed up to her,my nervousness disappearing with every passing second.Though her first question was a real heart breaker.She asked me to tell her about myself.I fumbled,I choked on the words but I spoke and surprisingly she liked it.Then she asked me about my career goals and blah blah blah.It took another thirty minutes to end the interview and I could say by the look in her eyes that I did well.The interview was a success.I was already celebrating in my mind.I was so mirthful I did not even care about the Sun gnawing at my skin.I roamed about in Esplanade for another hour.Finally,it was time for my Karate Class in Salt Lake .Yes I know the day was full of action.

It was 21:30 on my watch and I was standing in the auto queue.Bathing in my own sweat,I had been pushed,had been knocked around,had been stared and jeered at but still there I was standing,overcoming all the shadows,finally emerging as a winner.Just when I was busy patting my back I realized that the frequency of the autos had been reduced to just an auto every fifteen minutes and there were at least 10 standing before me.My legs were giving away,my patience was coming to the point of knocking off the ten people standing before me!

Finally after some silent prayers,some solemn and choicest cursing later there were only 3 people ahead of me!Phew!Some progress.So there we were standing in perfect harmony,our hearts crying out for our four-stroked chariot and it seemed like an eternity.By then out of sheer exhaustion we were not even able to speak out loud about our growing discontent.Suddenly ,like a ray of hope,I saw an auto ,already filled with four lucky souls ,it was also going the same way.The auto purposely stopped near the queue,the auto driver,smiled wickedly at us and pointed out towards his right,the most dangerous and daring seat.I ran for it.I pushed,I knocked everyone coming in my way.Yes ,today was my day.I heroically got in that auto.What if it was not actually a seat but a skeleton of a seat,the rusty iron welcoming me wholeheartedly.Another auto wheezed pass us and came to a stop,this one was empty.The people standing in the queue heaved a sigh of relief in unison.And I was cursing no body in particular!!And so the excruciating journey began...I had to sit still and I badly wished I was a little thinner .

Finally,the dreadful journey was over leaving me with a badly hurting lower half !!By then it was 23:15,mum had called me numerous number of times.And lo and behold!There was again a queue,this time for the cycle rickshaw!!Fortunately,there were only two people before me.A brother and a sister.And there were just one rickshaw.Now I was preparing myself for another fifteen minutes of awaiting accompanied with the overpowering pain and angst in that dark and murky alley.But miraculously,the rickshaw wallah volunteered to take me first.The siblings also did not object,taking peity on my dejected disposition.I was speechless by the courtesy shown by them.It certainly did not make all the pain that was now chaining my whole body vanish,but it did bring a wide grin on my face.I thanked them.Yes,now home was just 2 minutes away!I got on the rickshaw and the rickshaw started gliding(oh! yes i might be overstretching it a bit)towards my destination....

Monday, May 17, 2010

"Day"ja vu




There are technically seven days in a week but if you ask me I would say that there is much more to a day than the mere nomenclature ,it merely being a Sunday or a Monday.Ever wondered why a Monday morning is considered blue and a Sunday morning is always termed as a bright sunny sunday morning.Why Wednesday is considered as the "Mid-week crisis".Actually for me everything that a day is depends on my mood.For example,some days I feel like I am the queen of the world and I am just about to meet my King in the Shining Armour.Then there are days when I hit rock bottom and descend into the ocean of negetivity.Some days I am too lazy to even get out of the bed and some days I am brimming with too much of positivity.Then there are days when I can't stop complimenting myself on my beauty and then again the same beauty turns into a hideous femme in a matter of 24 hours !Some days I can gorge on almost anything and some days I feel like I a have overstuffed myself with nothing but plain water!!Then there are Mood-Dampener days,Miss-two-goody-shoes days ,Bitchy days and Miss know it all days.I can go on and on and on with my queer take on this topic but am sure I might have bored many of you to death already.So, for the poor souls who might have accidently tripped into reading my blog,humble apologies and have a "Cheerful day".:) :)

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Converse Memorabilia

Did a little retrospection and concluded that "Loving your Favourite pair of Converse is much better than loving an insensitive human being ".And I found 5 GOOD REASONS justifyng this statement and I am very keen on sharing this with all of you,so here they are :

1. Converses come in different colours and designs.(No pun intended ):P

2.Converses don't talk and you don't have to listen to their incessant blabbering just becos u love dem.

3. Converses don't mind when you cheat on them .

4. Converses never really enter your bedroom without your consent .

5. When you own a pair of Converse you literally own dem and it can never be the other way round.

Note : This is not an advertisement of converse.Just my personal experience and has no relation whatsoever with any person living or dead......